{"title":"T-Shirts","description":"\u003cp\u003eMinimalist T-shirts with dry, understated humour - designed for everyday wear and moments that say exactly what you’re thinking. \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"retired-clocked-out-chilled-out-checked-out-snarky-t-shirt","title":"\"Retired.\" \/ \"Clocked out, Checked out, Chilled out\" Snarky Retirement Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"312\" data-start=\"270\" data-section-id=\"1gpviie\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"312\" data-start=\"274\"\u003eFor When You’ve Fully Switched Off\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"347\" data-start=\"314\"\u003eSome people ease into retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"374\" data-start=\"349\"\u003eOthers make a clean exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"610\" data-start=\"376\"\u003eThis T-shirt captures that moment perfectly. 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