{"product_id":"retired-done-done-and-done-funny-mug","title":"\"Done. Done. And Done.\" Snarky Retirement Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor When It’s Properly Finished\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome things taper off.\u003cbr\u003eOthers end… completely.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis mug captures that final, unmistakable shift—when the work is over, the responsibilities are gone, and there’s nothing left to revisit. “Retired” on the front keeps things simple. The back leaves no room for interpretation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eClean, minimal, and quietly definitive, it’s made for slower mornings and a very different kind of schedule.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Dry, understated retirement humor\u003cbr\u003e• Clean front-and-back design\u003cbr\u003e• Simple message with a clear conclusion\u003cbr\u003e• A daily reminder that it’s all been dealt with\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• New retirees\u003cbr\u003e• Colleagues leaving the workplace\u003cbr\u003e• Friends finishing long careers\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone ready to be completely done\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRetired.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDone. Done. And Done.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee product details below for materials, size, and care information.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Ceramic\u003cbr\u003e• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter\u003cbr\u003e• Lead and BPA-free material\u003cbr\u003e• Colored rim, inside, and handle\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Snarkyhearts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52895908856074,"sku":"5306639_11051","price":13.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/6851\/6874\/files\/Two_sided_shopify_mock-ups.png?v=1776801305","url":"https:\/\/www.snarkyhearts.store\/products\/retired-done-done-and-done-funny-mug","provider":"Snarkyhearts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}